he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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