Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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