turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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