R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
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Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
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