This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
