Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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