its not stalking. its research.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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