this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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It was like getting head from an anaconda
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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