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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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