direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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