He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
