I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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