Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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