BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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