That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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