Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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