She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
