i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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