is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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