I wannas sexs uuuuu
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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