I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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