I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I have tasted many bathrooms
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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