Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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