the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
His hands were made for my vagina.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
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Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
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Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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