can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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