David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
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Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
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Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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