She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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