She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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