we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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