Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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