Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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