Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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