cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
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I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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