He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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