Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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