I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
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Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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