If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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