on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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