Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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i came on her dog
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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