worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
accomplished twins. life is a go
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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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