she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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