Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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