I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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