There is no way he is gay with that hair.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
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It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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