They should really pass out barf bags in church
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
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the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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