Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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