That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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