Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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