Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"