So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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