I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
How does it feel to date your dad?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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