dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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