and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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