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  i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...

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  These 23 People Had Coworkers From Hell

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.

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  You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles

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  21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?

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  I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION

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