Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (808): View more from Hawaii

  Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (808): Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber. http://tfl.nu/bjtn
  Replies (24) Good night (975) Bad night (2407)
• Favorite

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (606): I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now. <3 Russia http://tfl.nu/k3de
  Replies (72) Good night (6524) Bad night (751)
• Favorite

  (513): View more from Ohio

  woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her

  (513): View more from Ohio

  me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (513): woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her (513): me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you.. http://tfl.nu/01sh
  Replies (79) Good night (1247) Bad night (5710)
• Favorite

  (856): View more from New Jersey

  dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (856): dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that http://tfl.nu/vsra
  Replies (34) Good night (5725) Bad night (1147)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit http://tfl.nu/61qr
  Replies (13) Good night (6680) Bad night (1144)
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard? http://tfl.nu/skft
  Replies (12) Good night (5840) Bad night (866)
• Favorite

  (763): View more from Minnesota

  Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (763): Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue http://tfl.nu/sfb5
  Replies (4) Good night (3524) Bad night (842)
• Favorite

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (910): Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?! http://tfl.nu/gina
  Replies (13) Good night (1283) Bad night (6626)
• Favorite

  (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (918): I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka. http://tfl.nu/0tbw
  Replies (4) Good night (2654) Bad night (790)
• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop. http://tfl.nu/puvx
  Replies (4) Good night (900) Bad night (1601)
• Favorite

  (817): View more from Texas

  not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (817): not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You? http://tfl.nu/m5ki
  Replies (7) Good night (2572) Bad night (904)
• Favorite

  (281): View more from Texas

  And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (281): And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways. http://tfl.nu/b6k4
  Replies (3) Good night (1306) Bad night (458)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever. http://tfl.nu/5xks
  Replies (3) Good night (392) Bad night (825)
• Favorite

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (202): I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house. http://tfl.nu/n9mx
  Replies (7) Good night (1533) Bad night (314)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching... http://tfl.nu/8tua
  Replies (4) Good night (351) Bad night (613)

Randomize