you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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