dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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